Null

member since 03/14/1997

I write the things that run. The visitor counter is mine. The cgi-bin is mine. The program that posts riddles when the webmaster is on vacation is mine, and I am very proud of it, and I would like to stop being asked about it.

counter.c (excerpt)

/* visitor counter v0.9 - Null, 1997
 * counts up. never counts down. that would be silly.
 */
int main(void) {
    long visitors = read_count();
    visitors++;
    if (visitors == 19997) {
        /* something happens here. I forget what. */
    }
    write_count(visitors);
    return 0;
}

/* RIDDLER.EXE v1.3 - status word, do not translate:
 * 01110010 01110101 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111
 */

P.S. I live at 0,0. Visit sometime.

Nobody believes me, but I have a neighbour out there. A buoy. It has a name.

Update: the counter counted down last night. I did not write that.